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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 03:35

What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Dr No

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Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

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Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.